A baby ate my dingo!

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It is raining and misbeble not party planning weather at all.

I hope it isnt raining on her birthday

that would suck hairy toes... where will we put all the soggy people...

that reminds me i need to check those marquees and win the lottery in my spare time.

And yes as we all know The invitations are here and half written. Yay.

I gave out the First invitations to MY DAUGHTERS FIRST birthday party yesterday... haha how weird is that?

Zane goes to me the other day, he goes "It's every mothers dream to plan their daughters first party".

i reckon he should goes choke on a Disney Movie eh, This mother didn't dream of any such thing.


Last night i dreamt i was fighting a big green fluffy thing, and i could fly and shoot stuff outta my hands, like spider man... cept cooler coz the stuff wasnt webs but like lasers yeah i was like a spiderjedi - and there was no party planning in sight.. so neerrr to party planning mothers coz i can fly and fight greeen fluffy monster things with my hand saber in my sleep... what huh WHAAAAT, you wanna piece tooo huh huhhhhhhh?

He he Anyhooo... the point here is i have no idea how to plan a first birthday, like she'll remember anything anyway... but you know like everything else... everyones gonna be going errrr... hey arent u the Mum what kinda sucky First Birthday is this anyway and was that your kid who got polio?... Dudeeee

I need more coffee hey. And my old brain back too please mister wizard sir.

So basically because of this fear of inadequacy- being unaccustomed to the responsibility of not only being responsible for planning said party, but also neglecting to DREAM of planning parties - i ordered like 40 Teddy Bears.

Yeah i'll sure show them.

In my First Birthday Utopia, there will be no winning games and losing games, a Teddy will be bestowed upon all. And many other assorted Treats and Treasures too, those are still yet to be uhhh decided.

Anyway can someone pass me an apron i need to learn to bake... those Turantula cupcakes aint makin themselves.

Inditations!

T is for Tivirificks!

The inditations mumma n daddy gotted printed for me camed today!! yay yay yay
i hasing a parrrrtyyyyyyyyy yay yay!
mummys gonned shows you later what it looks like

i goes to sleep now because i got a fevers and is bery tired today but i had to tell u i am cited because the inditations are arrived!