November 14th - Sooooo doya like stuff?

because yeah... i like stuff...

Hehe i thought i might start using this to write about the kid. Updates n stuff eh...

hehe i'd like to say motherhood becomes me, and i guess it does the way Death became Her in that movie Death Became Her, you know not in a flattering way as in the Motherhood looks good on you, it makes your ass look nice in those jeans.

Hehe mainly coz my ass can't fit in those jeans anymore.

But anyhoo... so the kids 4 months old today... exactly 4 months. Which basically means one thing...

She's due for her next lot of Polio shots. LOL yeah coz you don't want em gettin Polio eh. Or the whole buncha other stuff they give em shots for. And being the mum you know everyones gonna look at you funny if your kid gets polio at school eh.

Hehe... we have to ask the doctor to weigh her and measure her too... somedays she's big and other days she looks smaller than the day she looked big. Hehe it's so weird having a baby i see everyday, and it playing tricks on you going big n small and looking slightly different sometimes.

Hehe... Marii's had her kid who's exactly 1 month old today!! Hehe she's so cute and so tiny and she isn't mine which means i can say oooooh babbbby soooo cute awwwww and then give her back and go home. Thats how i like em babies.... returnable.

Hehe Motherhood, becomes Marii in the way that she's kinda glowing and floating and making the whole thing look like a walk in the park... on a spring day... with birds chirping, and mozart playing a soft symphony and a deer smiling in the distance.

Hehe, she does it so well i wanna give her my firstborn.

Hehehe but next to angelic little Kyra my firstborn looks like a slobbering, squirming, noisy little mess hehe... hey she's mine what'd you expect.. hehe now your mumma jokes have a whole new meaning.

Hehe well looking at Kyra makes me wonder if she was ever that small, if she was ever that quiet, if she ever slept that long! hehe i don't think she ever did... little busy body always woke when anyone made a noise... staring with her big eyes wanting to know who's who and whats what. Hehe... she's sleeping right now... recharging her batteries for when everyone gets home... hehe completely unsuspecting... we've got an appointment at 3.30 with the needle stabbing jabbing doctor man.

Hehe Last time she had her shots she cried a bit with the first needle and on the second went eerily quiet, slept most of the day, got a slight fever and went back to her squirming big eyed self in no time.

Where she gets the energy, i dunno... hehe probably the caffeine laced breast milk. hehe... hey i gotta keep up somehow...

Hehe the funny thing about entertaining a baby is, if you're not doing it like you're just sitting there watching Tv and she's just sitting there staring at you like what now what now what now??? You're gonna do something now aren't you mummy mummy mummy you're gonna do something funny eh mummy... hehe for a whole 20 seconds before she realises you're not and starts crying.

Hehe and you feel kinda bad if you're not a peekabooing, voice making juggling lion clown, coz you may be the biggest infuence on her at this time unlimited learning potential and she's just sitting there all understimulated and suddenly you're sure you can hear the distant popping sound of tiny braincells dying.

(Hehe yes braincells make a popping sound when they die and my kid thinks in ADD fastforward.)

Hehe so now she's got a collection of books and i almost look like i know what i'm doing, she's growing a personality and so much of it will be influenced on the time i spend with her.

She's four months old, and she likes monsters more than dolls, prefers you growl rather than say Boo when playing peekaboo, she likes Wombat Stew and laughs when we have wild rumpuses and her mum wants to eat her up. She wakes up in the morning and yells orders at her Winnie the Poo mobile, and kicks until her legs get stuck between the railings of her cot. She stares at her dad when he snores and smiles when you first say hi to her in the morning.

She likes slow dancing, hates going to bed, knows how to get Auntie Vy to pick her up and grins everytime her mum sings Elvis costellos 'She' to her.

Lol her mum being me... so right now she's staring at me with that waiting for something to happen look... and i'm staring back thinking... hey... ummm sooo... do you like stuff?